Friday, 4 September 2009

Proponitria n 2

Hahahahhahahaha!
Simfwnw kai epafxanw me tin prolalisasa proponitria tou dream team. Pistevw fetos tha paroume to double mi sou pw kai to champions league. Vevaia i omada opws vlepoume agomaxaei kai arazei ston pago (pianoun kai xwro tsapa tous taizoume) enw emeis kanoume recruiting.

Kai na kai ta sxolai mou:
1) to sfinotouvlaki na parei ta kouvadakia tou kai ta toublakia tou kai na paei na paixei se kanena G Scottish League
2) to tyraki ine proponimeno giati outws i allws paizei podosfairo stin pragmatiki tou zwi alla apoti fainetai i moni mpala pou xerei na klwtsaei ine i podosfairiki
3) to 86 kathoti kai ithopoios mporei na nai mpasketmpolistas kai na mas korooidevei, opote egw lew na ton valoume sta apoditiria, na ton vasanisw mexri na omoligisei 'Yes mistress, paradidomai anef orwn'
4) ton psychopath, lew na ton steiloume se kanenan psixologo prwta giati ton kovw sti mesi tou mats na tou ti varaei, na kleinei ta matia tou kai na paizei tyflomiga. Kai kathoti den exoume budget gia psixiatrous proteinw na asxoleithei me kanena allo agxolitiko sports opws pleximo, kentima kpl
5) To 83 proteinw na tou dwsoume rolo kataskopou na mathei ti kanoun oi adipales omades, episis tha mporouse na mas krataei kai tis petsetes, na mas anavei ta tsigara kai genika na einai to paidi gia oles tis douleies
6) o velgos karvouniaris proteinw na tou dwsoume kana E (cstacy) mpas kai parei mprosta an kai genika pistevw oti exei kaei toso pou den xrizei anavathmisis

Opws katalavainetai i omada den proxwraei kai poli....oute kan gia 5 * 5. Kai kathoti to kryo klima den evnoei proteinw na araxoume kai emeis ston pago mexri na vrethei kati kalutero. Episis afto to sk tha ginei recruitment neou aimatos giati i season xekinaei kai exoume meinei pisw. Telos theloume neo aima apo nea yorki kai ellada (giati to elliniko exei mpagiatisei ligaki)

Afta, elpizw ws gomenes to SK na to xenyxtisoume.

season 2009-2010

K nai loipon!

Synadelfisses proponitries..ta sxoleia anoigoun..oi e3etastikes periodoi arxizoun..k mazi me ola ayta arxizei k i diki mas nea sezon..me nea epeisodia k agones!

Kyrisso loipon tin enarxi tis metagrafikis periodou k sunisto tis e3is kiniseis:

A. To skotseziko sfinotoublaki na parei podi! Mporei na exei kala prosonta k empeiria alla xanei apo diagogi..kalo tha itan na meinei ligo akoma mexri na brethei antikatastatis alla dustyxos paizei se 2 omades..k ayto apagoreyetai!

B. To galliko tyraki pou fovatai k ti skia tou is too soft gia ta gousta mas..opote proteino na katsei ston pagko mexri na dei3ei oti mporei na antape3elethei ston agona!

C. ti genia tou 86 tin kratame pros to paron giati theloume neo aima k enthousiasmo stin omada..alla an den orimasei proteino na mpei pagko. Giati ti na ton kaneis an den apodidei sustimatika?

D. Ton 3eneroto Agglo ton exoume akoma upo dokimin..giati kathotin Agglos paizei bromiko paixnidi k antexei tis kakes kairikes sunthikes..alla mporei na min teriazei kala stin omada..opote prepei na perasei ola ta test

E. gia genia 83..den exo logia..tha elega oti den mporoume na ton empisteytoume san basiko..alla eleipsi kapoiou kaliterou ton kratame..meta proteino na paei pagko i na ton donouse daneiko mpas k paroume kanan kalitero!

F. O karbounakis kathotin argostrofos..tha meinei pagko k tha pai3ei mpala mono se ektakti anagi!!!

Episis..to game plan proteino na exei os e3is:

proponoumaste se synexi basi..den afinoume tous paixtes na mas paroun ton aera..k exoume panta k plan B..min po k C kai D..panta xreiazesai back..
pame gia ton epithetiko..alla i omada gia na leitoyrgisei xreiazetai meso k amyntiko..k termatofylaka!!!

ante k kali arxi!!

me ti niki!

me filikoys xairetismous...

to proponitiko team!

Thursday, 16 July 2009

TON THELW kai pws na xoneste minimatika

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Ton thelw. Etsi apla. Ton ola ta lefta (kwdiki onomasia gia to ekatomirio)
Plaka kanw. Ton tom i alliws aglo flwro. AAAAAAAx
Loipon ekei pou eixa paei kyria na skarfalwsw kai na gymnasto kai na epikedrwthw sto mellon mou kai sto ekatomyrio kai ekei pou eida ton kineziko alani kai ta epairna kai elega telos oi malakes tha ependysw se kala paidia (me kefalaio) tsoup tsoup poios skaei ? o tom tom . me to aplanes (sexy) vlema tis ageladas kai to paixnidiariko xamogelo kai ekane arxika oti den me eide (olokliri dimetri thea alla vlepete eixe sinithisei apo tin prwin cartoon) kai meta afou epaixe to sxetiko flirt kai afou kontepsa na meinw epitopou prospathwntas na ton edypwsiasw eipame na pame stin pub. egw aftos, to ekatomyrio, o colin kai i natalia...

Kai afou ton ekana gaidaro kai mou kouvalouse tin tsada, meta pame sti pub kai mou leei wraia mera gia vradino mpanio me ti vroxi (ise anwmalos piga na tou pw darling - den kathesai kalitera sti vroxi gia na kaneis to mpanaki sou outws i allws) ...meta ton vazw na mou stripsei tsigaro kai mou leei prepei na mou to xeplirwseis kai tou lew pes mou ti thes na dw an mporw na voithisw kai mou kanei in my imagination you have everything i want kai tou lew yes, in reality as well.

Kyria, kanoume to tsigaro mas , genika ipirxe ximeia (oti ximeia mporei na iparxei me agglo xenerwto) kai ta sxetika xamogelakia, astrapes vrodes exw...pinw ta gin and tonic mou aftos tis mpyres tou, vroxi exw, kataklismos, paei na mou parei tin omprela na fygei kai tou lew darling ise kai gentleman (k xenerwtos kai gentleman) kai mou leei ithela na dw poso me agapas ... meta kanw traka xartakia gia na tu dwsw kai meta pinei kai ap to gin mou...kai tou lew agapi kai omprela, kai xartaki kai gin (se ligo tha katsoume na mas pidixeis kiolas...amin kai pote) kai mou kanei e den peirazei tha adapwdwsw kai tou leei i natalia e dwstis ena fili kai mou kanei nai dws mou ena fili...kala tou lew den paizesai darling...tespa hahaha apo dw hahaha apo ekei egw me colin paragelnoume taxi kai tou dinw tin omprela kai mou leei a twra prepei na kanw kati gia sena kai tou lew wraia kai mou kanei i can entertain you kai tou lew exairetika kai mou kanei but not tonight ...e tou lew yes better not on a weekday... kai arxizei to asteiaki ti tha kanei gia mena koitazontas me noima (rezili) kai vgainoume exw kai me apoxairetaei sti vroxi kai aaaaaaaaax an den itan gyrw gyrw (i mallon pisw mou) oi ipoloipoi tha xame filithei...me filaei me noima xofaltsa gia kalinixta kai me pairnei agalia (entwmetaxei eipame na ta poume to savvato) kai mpainw sto taxi...kyria kai arxizei i exis sinomilia ( na nai kala to blackberry pou krataei kai afta pou stelnw)

ego: can't believe that i walked home in the rain (k kala) while someone else was enjoying my umbrella, i don't know what would make up for it
aftos: something significant X (o tonos sto X)
ego: like what?
aftos:that is for you to decide...whatever you want....(ax pws ta les etsi darling)
ego: whatever i want? are you sure? you may regret this you know (xwthika kai iponooumeno 3-0)
aftos(gata o dikos sou): i doubt it. name it. and its yours.
ego: and do i have a deadline for naming it (mi mas pei avrio den metraei). so if you don t regret it i am sure that you will enjoy it (6-0)
aftos: no my debt to you is enternal. what, when and where is entirely up to you (spiti mou spiti sou i sta 3XXX)
ego: so i have to think of everything, when what where how . I thought that you would do sth as well (9-0)
aftos: You think . I do. (mazoxismos)
ego: will see then if you are good at doing what i think. I can sleep now after this very promising agreement (edw pistevw ta exei dei ola to gomenaki kai omws apadaei)
aftos: interesting...v interesting X
ego: so you are regretting it
aftos: no quite the contrary
ego: ah you look fwd to it. even more interesting. take care of my umbrella
aftos: to xaos...
den to pistevw ti ekana. den exw xwthei oute kan ston sexy vlema (xerete poion) etsi... ti tha kanw? ti tha apoginw? ax afto to gin and tonic...
ax entwmetaxi ton thelwwwwwwwwwwww kai den prepei. pragmatika giati eimaste ek diametrou adithetoi, aftos super isixos kai egw xavales....aaaxxxxx skata.
tespa eipame na ta poume to savvato , ax ti tha kanwwwww???????????????????????

entwmetaxi twra to eida kai sigxistika (giati xathike mesa sta flogera minimata pathous) mou esteile kai o germanos oti ayrio tha paei mafton ton eoin stin bond street gia fai kai ama thelw na pao mazi tous...ma paei kala to atomo? sorry POU PAEI KAI AFTOS??? tha ton ftysw a sto dialo

pao na koimithw mpas kai dw ton tom kai jerry ston ipno mou...egw tha ime o jerry
ax tom tom tom...pote tha gineis dikos mou tom OEO?
pali to lathos gomeno erwteftika...

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

eidilia? evilia? i efkilia? kai bonus orismos tou bad day

To koritsi n1 xtes xenuxtise kai malista poli kai simera sernetai sti douleia (3 days sti seira pou den exw argisei sti douleia). Xtes afou ipiame to kafedaki mas me xantho gono pou thelei douleia me diakopes (kai egw darling thelw douleia me 2metrous iliokamenous theous apo ti diafimisi martini), ipsiles apodoxes kpl, meta ta ipiame se ena baraki opou ekana emfanisi mpalarinas kai katopin piga se dinneraki se spiti me katapliktiki thea (an to eixe adras afto to spiti tha imoun oli diki tou) kai kainourgia moketa(vasika olo to spiti itan kainourgio) katapliktiko fagito ek sardenias, krasi afthono (xik) kai myrto (liker). Mafta kai me keina katelixa spiti stis 1.30 parapatwntas (apo ti nista kiriws) kai dierwtoumeni poio thewrima evgale o efklidis (telika eixe kanei olokliri gewmetria o anthrwpos). Episis ematha ti tetragwniki riza tou -1. Meta xerathika ston ipno afou flertara me to ekatomirio (na min xexname kai to mellon mou)

Xtes anarwtiomoun apo pou vgainei to eidilio? kai afou den katorthwsa na apadisw afto to vathystoxasto erwtima katelixa sti thewria oti ola ta eidilia exoun exelixtei se efkilia tin simeron epoxi. Pou pige o romantismos OEO?

Telospadwn i thewria mou peri kalis kai kakis meras ine i exis (i kali mera ap to prwi fainetai)

An to prwi den dw to geitona (enan metrosexual agglo pou to eixamem zisei mia kyriaki pou variomastan amfoteroi kai meta me ekane poke sto facebook - dld ti allo tha zisw) fevgontas gia ti douleia ine mia poli kali mera (an dw kai ton erwta mou sto pret ine mia katapliktiki mera)

An ton dw xwris na me dei ine mia metria mera

An ton dw kai me dei kai kanoume pws den gnwrizomaste ine mia kaki mera

An ton dw, me dei kai milisoume ine mia xalia mera. Kai simera ine mia apo aftes tis meres (toso xalia mera apo ekeini tin kyriaki exw na zisw). Anagastika na tou kratisw tin porta na perasei me to kwlopodilato tou kai mou eipe thanks babes (ma babes????) kai ton evrisa sta ellinika me tin agorouxipnimeni mouri mou. Meta ton katarastika kai arxise na vrexei ...muahahhaa.... papaki o geitonas etsi gia na min xexniomaste

Ax kai simera exw dinner kai na dw pws tha adapexelthw stis ipoxrewseis mou.

Episis simera ine istoriki mera giati tin exw dei high tech gomena (kala oxi kai poli high tech) kai apofasisa na leitourgisw epitelous to blackberry pou toso fovomoun.





Tuesday, 14 July 2009

H syntagi tis fanouropitas

As promised..

3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground cloves
1 1/2 cups corn oil
1/3 cup brandy or orange liqueur
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 1/2 cups orange juice
Grated peel of 1 orange
1/2 cup each dried currants, raisins and chopped walnuts Sesame seeds for topping

Put all the ingredients, except for the flour and baking soda, into a large bowl. Mix to a creamy consistency. Add flour and baking soda and stir until just mixed. Pour mixture into a greased 9 x 13-inch pan that has been sprinkled with sesame seeds and then cover surface with more sesame seeds. Bake at 350 degrees F for 45-60 minutes.

nai nai!! i kaliteri syntagi telika na xasate kapoion einai i fanoyropita!!!

giati k mono sti skepsi tis..O sfinotoublakis esteile minima na pame gia poto ti paraskevi!!

opote tha ti ftiaxo gia na emfanistei kiolas sto rantebou!!!!

LOLLLLL

Fanouropita!!!!

O nai!!! kala katalabate!!!



afou oles mou oi ekliseis pros ta mesa enimerosis, ton Xardabela k tin Nikolouli den epiasan..poia lisi mou menei????



H FANOUROPITA!!!!



bebea ligo diskolo na bro papa na mou tin diavasei..alla ego tha tin ftiaxo!!! sto kato kato k na min brethei o Mac- sfinotoublakis tha mas meinei toulaxiston i glika tis pitas!!!!!



An doulepsei tha sas grapso k ti syntagi!!!



to problima einai an den doulepsei..



tote mallon tha prepei na parakolouithiso 3ana ti tenia "the arrival" kai na akolouthiso oles tis odigies gia na ftiaxo stathmo epikoinonias me tous exo-giinous..giati i moni dikaiologia pou tou menei einai na mou pei oti apixthi apo exoggiinous pou ithelan na antigrapsoun to kilt tou



ne allien fashion..



ET me kilt!!!!!!!


Monday, 13 July 2009

koritsi 1 pros litsaki sxetika me sfinotouvlaki kai ithika didagmata tou sk

mac - o sfinotouvlakis ine i kaliteri ataka pou exei ipothei ton teleftaio kairo kai poli tairiastei pros ton katoxo tou onomatos. Prepei na vroume kai alla adistoixa paratsouklia gia ta ipoloipa gomenakia pou mas perystixizoun.

Egw ime sigouri pws o mac-kilt o svinotouvlakos exei paei sto T at the park kai pinei sfinakia,ipovruxia kai mpures gia na xeperasei ton kaimo tou kai tis kaxipopsies oti exeis gomeno.

litsaki ase to sfinotouvlaki
kai piase kanena tis prokopis gomenaki
xeroume pws me to kilt exeis kolima
alla to sigekrimeno exei provlima
pes mou ti protimas
mac sfinotouvlaki
i tsolia souvlaki?

Telos padwn egw afto to sk ematha ta exis:
1) otan leipei o gatos (mpamaps) xorevoun ta podikia (reggae...jah)
2) otan fevgeis pao to spiti sou to savvato to mesimeri na ise proetoimasmeni na peraseis oli tin wra ektos spitiou... kai na exeis pada kokkino kragion mazi
3) na min ipotimas psila gomenakia, mporei na ine axias 150 kaiei
4) to kleo thelei to germano tou (adistoixa me to kinito thelei to germano tou)
5) o germanos gia na apodwsei thelei ftysimo kai meta trexei apo pisw mas ...muahahahha, vevaia o germanos ine kai 3 laloun kai 2 xorevoun kai opws paei to story o germanos tha katalixei apla platwnikos erwtas. ma pragmatika den exw katalavei ti thelei apo ti zwi mou?? afou vre darling me theleis giati den afineis ta tsimentolitha pou kaneis parea na vgeis mazi mou na to ziseis? imarton!!
6) go with the flow koinws an goustareis kapoion kai se thelei o filos tou kai aftos o kapoios ine kosmara kai prospathei na mathei ellinika 'na mama ena milo' kai ta sxetika mexri na parei mprosta xtypas to filo tou - kai vlepoume
7) na min perimeneis to night bus to savvato giati panta kanei 30 wres (asxeti simvouli alla xrisimi)
8) otan vrexei kai eisai se fasi kovw fleva pas se lounge bar me litsaki kai kanete gamw (sxedon) tis gnwrimies
9) min pieis poli kai min xenixtiseis giati ti deftera tha sernesai (opws egw twra)
10) otan kaneis proslipseis na min ise prokatilimeni (opws egw) kai na min proslamvaneis mono adres genimenous to 89 giati mporei na se pane kai mesa (e den eipa apo poia xwra gia na min faw kai deftero zzzzzzzzz)

telos ayrio triti prepei na to zisoume a la gallika