Thursday 16 July 2009

TON THELW kai pws na xoneste minimatika

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Ton thelw. Etsi apla. Ton ola ta lefta (kwdiki onomasia gia to ekatomirio)
Plaka kanw. Ton tom i alliws aglo flwro. AAAAAAAx
Loipon ekei pou eixa paei kyria na skarfalwsw kai na gymnasto kai na epikedrwthw sto mellon mou kai sto ekatomyrio kai ekei pou eida ton kineziko alani kai ta epairna kai elega telos oi malakes tha ependysw se kala paidia (me kefalaio) tsoup tsoup poios skaei ? o tom tom . me to aplanes (sexy) vlema tis ageladas kai to paixnidiariko xamogelo kai ekane arxika oti den me eide (olokliri dimetri thea alla vlepete eixe sinithisei apo tin prwin cartoon) kai meta afou epaixe to sxetiko flirt kai afou kontepsa na meinw epitopou prospathwntas na ton edypwsiasw eipame na pame stin pub. egw aftos, to ekatomyrio, o colin kai i natalia...

Kai afou ton ekana gaidaro kai mou kouvalouse tin tsada, meta pame sti pub kai mou leei wraia mera gia vradino mpanio me ti vroxi (ise anwmalos piga na tou pw darling - den kathesai kalitera sti vroxi gia na kaneis to mpanaki sou outws i allws) ...meta ton vazw na mou stripsei tsigaro kai mou leei prepei na mou to xeplirwseis kai tou lew pes mou ti thes na dw an mporw na voithisw kai mou kanei in my imagination you have everything i want kai tou lew yes, in reality as well.

Kyria, kanoume to tsigaro mas , genika ipirxe ximeia (oti ximeia mporei na iparxei me agglo xenerwto) kai ta sxetika xamogelakia, astrapes vrodes exw...pinw ta gin and tonic mou aftos tis mpyres tou, vroxi exw, kataklismos, paei na mou parei tin omprela na fygei kai tou lew darling ise kai gentleman (k xenerwtos kai gentleman) kai mou leei ithela na dw poso me agapas ... meta kanw traka xartakia gia na tu dwsw kai meta pinei kai ap to gin mou...kai tou lew agapi kai omprela, kai xartaki kai gin (se ligo tha katsoume na mas pidixeis kiolas...amin kai pote) kai mou kanei e den peirazei tha adapwdwsw kai tou leei i natalia e dwstis ena fili kai mou kanei nai dws mou ena fili...kala tou lew den paizesai darling...tespa hahaha apo dw hahaha apo ekei egw me colin paragelnoume taxi kai tou dinw tin omprela kai mou leei a twra prepei na kanw kati gia sena kai tou lew wraia kai mou kanei i can entertain you kai tou lew exairetika kai mou kanei but not tonight ...e tou lew yes better not on a weekday... kai arxizei to asteiaki ti tha kanei gia mena koitazontas me noima (rezili) kai vgainoume exw kai me apoxairetaei sti vroxi kai aaaaaaaaax an den itan gyrw gyrw (i mallon pisw mou) oi ipoloipoi tha xame filithei...me filaei me noima xofaltsa gia kalinixta kai me pairnei agalia (entwmetaxei eipame na ta poume to savvato) kai mpainw sto taxi...kyria kai arxizei i exis sinomilia ( na nai kala to blackberry pou krataei kai afta pou stelnw)

ego: can't believe that i walked home in the rain (k kala) while someone else was enjoying my umbrella, i don't know what would make up for it
aftos: something significant X (o tonos sto X)
ego: like what?
aftos:that is for you to decide...whatever you want....(ax pws ta les etsi darling)
ego: whatever i want? are you sure? you may regret this you know (xwthika kai iponooumeno 3-0)
aftos(gata o dikos sou): i doubt it. name it. and its yours.
ego: and do i have a deadline for naming it (mi mas pei avrio den metraei). so if you don t regret it i am sure that you will enjoy it (6-0)
aftos: no my debt to you is enternal. what, when and where is entirely up to you (spiti mou spiti sou i sta 3XXX)
ego: so i have to think of everything, when what where how . I thought that you would do sth as well (9-0)
aftos: You think . I do. (mazoxismos)
ego: will see then if you are good at doing what i think. I can sleep now after this very promising agreement (edw pistevw ta exei dei ola to gomenaki kai omws apadaei)
aftos: interesting...v interesting X
ego: so you are regretting it
aftos: no quite the contrary
ego: ah you look fwd to it. even more interesting. take care of my umbrella
aftos: to xaos...
den to pistevw ti ekana. den exw xwthei oute kan ston sexy vlema (xerete poion) etsi... ti tha kanw? ti tha apoginw? ax afto to gin and tonic...
ax entwmetaxi ton thelwwwwwwwwwwww kai den prepei. pragmatika giati eimaste ek diametrou adithetoi, aftos super isixos kai egw xavales....aaaxxxxx skata.
tespa eipame na ta poume to savvato , ax ti tha kanwwwww???????????????????????

entwmetaxi twra to eida kai sigxistika (giati xathike mesa sta flogera minimata pathous) mou esteile kai o germanos oti ayrio tha paei mafton ton eoin stin bond street gia fai kai ama thelw na pao mazi tous...ma paei kala to atomo? sorry POU PAEI KAI AFTOS??? tha ton ftysw a sto dialo

pao na koimithw mpas kai dw ton tom kai jerry ston ipno mou...egw tha ime o jerry
ax tom tom tom...pote tha gineis dikos mou tom OEO?
pali to lathos gomeno erwteftika...

Wednesday 15 July 2009

eidilia? evilia? i efkilia? kai bonus orismos tou bad day

To koritsi n1 xtes xenuxtise kai malista poli kai simera sernetai sti douleia (3 days sti seira pou den exw argisei sti douleia). Xtes afou ipiame to kafedaki mas me xantho gono pou thelei douleia me diakopes (kai egw darling thelw douleia me 2metrous iliokamenous theous apo ti diafimisi martini), ipsiles apodoxes kpl, meta ta ipiame se ena baraki opou ekana emfanisi mpalarinas kai katopin piga se dinneraki se spiti me katapliktiki thea (an to eixe adras afto to spiti tha imoun oli diki tou) kai kainourgia moketa(vasika olo to spiti itan kainourgio) katapliktiko fagito ek sardenias, krasi afthono (xik) kai myrto (liker). Mafta kai me keina katelixa spiti stis 1.30 parapatwntas (apo ti nista kiriws) kai dierwtoumeni poio thewrima evgale o efklidis (telika eixe kanei olokliri gewmetria o anthrwpos). Episis ematha ti tetragwniki riza tou -1. Meta xerathika ston ipno afou flertara me to ekatomirio (na min xexname kai to mellon mou)

Xtes anarwtiomoun apo pou vgainei to eidilio? kai afou den katorthwsa na apadisw afto to vathystoxasto erwtima katelixa sti thewria oti ola ta eidilia exoun exelixtei se efkilia tin simeron epoxi. Pou pige o romantismos OEO?

Telospadwn i thewria mou peri kalis kai kakis meras ine i exis (i kali mera ap to prwi fainetai)

An to prwi den dw to geitona (enan metrosexual agglo pou to eixamem zisei mia kyriaki pou variomastan amfoteroi kai meta me ekane poke sto facebook - dld ti allo tha zisw) fevgontas gia ti douleia ine mia poli kali mera (an dw kai ton erwta mou sto pret ine mia katapliktiki mera)

An ton dw xwris na me dei ine mia metria mera

An ton dw kai me dei kai kanoume pws den gnwrizomaste ine mia kaki mera

An ton dw, me dei kai milisoume ine mia xalia mera. Kai simera ine mia apo aftes tis meres (toso xalia mera apo ekeini tin kyriaki exw na zisw). Anagastika na tou kratisw tin porta na perasei me to kwlopodilato tou kai mou eipe thanks babes (ma babes????) kai ton evrisa sta ellinika me tin agorouxipnimeni mouri mou. Meta ton katarastika kai arxise na vrexei ...muahahhaa.... papaki o geitonas etsi gia na min xexniomaste

Ax kai simera exw dinner kai na dw pws tha adapexelthw stis ipoxrewseis mou.

Episis simera ine istoriki mera giati tin exw dei high tech gomena (kala oxi kai poli high tech) kai apofasisa na leitourgisw epitelous to blackberry pou toso fovomoun.





Tuesday 14 July 2009

H syntagi tis fanouropitas

As promised..

3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground cloves
1 1/2 cups corn oil
1/3 cup brandy or orange liqueur
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 1/2 cups orange juice
Grated peel of 1 orange
1/2 cup each dried currants, raisins and chopped walnuts Sesame seeds for topping

Put all the ingredients, except for the flour and baking soda, into a large bowl. Mix to a creamy consistency. Add flour and baking soda and stir until just mixed. Pour mixture into a greased 9 x 13-inch pan that has been sprinkled with sesame seeds and then cover surface with more sesame seeds. Bake at 350 degrees F for 45-60 minutes.

nai nai!! i kaliteri syntagi telika na xasate kapoion einai i fanoyropita!!!

giati k mono sti skepsi tis..O sfinotoublakis esteile minima na pame gia poto ti paraskevi!!

opote tha ti ftiaxo gia na emfanistei kiolas sto rantebou!!!!

LOLLLLL

Fanouropita!!!!

O nai!!! kala katalabate!!!



afou oles mou oi ekliseis pros ta mesa enimerosis, ton Xardabela k tin Nikolouli den epiasan..poia lisi mou menei????



H FANOUROPITA!!!!



bebea ligo diskolo na bro papa na mou tin diavasei..alla ego tha tin ftiaxo!!! sto kato kato k na min brethei o Mac- sfinotoublakis tha mas meinei toulaxiston i glika tis pitas!!!!!



An doulepsei tha sas grapso k ti syntagi!!!



to problima einai an den doulepsei..



tote mallon tha prepei na parakolouithiso 3ana ti tenia "the arrival" kai na akolouthiso oles tis odigies gia na ftiaxo stathmo epikoinonias me tous exo-giinous..giati i moni dikaiologia pou tou menei einai na mou pei oti apixthi apo exoggiinous pou ithelan na antigrapsoun to kilt tou



ne allien fashion..



ET me kilt!!!!!!!


Monday 13 July 2009

koritsi 1 pros litsaki sxetika me sfinotouvlaki kai ithika didagmata tou sk

mac - o sfinotouvlakis ine i kaliteri ataka pou exei ipothei ton teleftaio kairo kai poli tairiastei pros ton katoxo tou onomatos. Prepei na vroume kai alla adistoixa paratsouklia gia ta ipoloipa gomenakia pou mas perystixizoun.

Egw ime sigouri pws o mac-kilt o svinotouvlakos exei paei sto T at the park kai pinei sfinakia,ipovruxia kai mpures gia na xeperasei ton kaimo tou kai tis kaxipopsies oti exeis gomeno.

litsaki ase to sfinotouvlaki
kai piase kanena tis prokopis gomenaki
xeroume pws me to kilt exeis kolima
alla to sigekrimeno exei provlima
pes mou ti protimas
mac sfinotouvlaki
i tsolia souvlaki?

Telos padwn egw afto to sk ematha ta exis:
1) otan leipei o gatos (mpamaps) xorevoun ta podikia (reggae...jah)
2) otan fevgeis pao to spiti sou to savvato to mesimeri na ise proetoimasmeni na peraseis oli tin wra ektos spitiou... kai na exeis pada kokkino kragion mazi
3) na min ipotimas psila gomenakia, mporei na ine axias 150 kaiei
4) to kleo thelei to germano tou (adistoixa me to kinito thelei to germano tou)
5) o germanos gia na apodwsei thelei ftysimo kai meta trexei apo pisw mas ...muahahahha, vevaia o germanos ine kai 3 laloun kai 2 xorevoun kai opws paei to story o germanos tha katalixei apla platwnikos erwtas. ma pragmatika den exw katalavei ti thelei apo ti zwi mou?? afou vre darling me theleis giati den afineis ta tsimentolitha pou kaneis parea na vgeis mazi mou na to ziseis? imarton!!
6) go with the flow koinws an goustareis kapoion kai se thelei o filos tou kai aftos o kapoios ine kosmara kai prospathei na mathei ellinika 'na mama ena milo' kai ta sxetika mexri na parei mprosta xtypas to filo tou - kai vlepoume
7) na min perimeneis to night bus to savvato giati panta kanei 30 wres (asxeti simvouli alla xrisimi)
8) otan vrexei kai eisai se fasi kovw fleva pas se lounge bar me litsaki kai kanete gamw (sxedon) tis gnwrimies
9) min pieis poli kai min xenixtiseis giati ti deftera tha sernesai (opws egw twra)
10) otan kaneis proslipseis na min ise prokatilimeni (opws egw) kai na min proslamvaneis mono adres genimenous to 89 giati mporei na se pane kai mesa (e den eipa apo poia xwra gia na min faw kai deftero zzzzzzzzz)

telos ayrio triti prepei na to zisoume a la gallika

sfinotouvlaki evrethei

to ekaterothen sfinotouvlaki evrethei na paizei gaida ( i opws alliws to lene to skwtzeziko (beeeeeeeep kaika) organo) parea me filo tou kinezoskwtzezo (o opoios kryfa ine erwtevmenos mazi mou)

Kala parataw tin boring douleia mou kai pao na ginw mia nea nikolouli


Hardavela or Nikolouli case

Ziteitai Haradavelas i Nikolouli willing to search gia

a. xameno kormi
b xameni psixi
c. xameno sto diastima
d xameno ston kosmo tou

O rolos einai polidiastatos afoy tha meletisete ena spanio toublo me e3airetikes prodiagrafes. Prosferoume kalo paketo apodoxon kai idiotiki iatrofarmakeytiki perithalpsi (k kyrios psixiatriki upostiri3i) giati ena NHS pou na tin palepsei

Prosonta:

-Empeiria me koukouroukou anthropous..kurios antres pou na exoun periploki psixonsunthesi, dipli prosopikotita, pasxoun apo Altzhaimer, exoun xasei ti taytotita toys kai diafores alles diatraxes prosopikotitas
-Ypomoni (gaidourini kata protimisi)
-Empeiria sto dealing me exogiinous kai esogiinous
- Good social and drinking skills (aparatitita gia tin proseggisi tou antikeimenou)
- Aggliki glossa aparatititi..i skotseziki dialektos tha theorithei epipleon proson
-aAntisomata se symperifores typou lipitheite me..eimai mperdemenos, eixa kakes empeiries klp aparaititita

gia paretairo plirofories k apostoli biografikon

grapste (oxi sta palia sas ta papoutsia ) alla stin parakato dieythinsi

Litsaki AE
Koufou porta 5
ta pairno kranio area
tk 00000
UK

Litsaki's list!

Kai nai loipon! meta apo ena trelo S/K me polla 3enuxtia..erxomai na doso proini anafora!!

eupeithos anafero..Litsaki me to onoma!
looking for new opportunities

ayto to s.k pirame kapoia mathimata:

1. otan brexei k aisthanesai monaxia..pare tis magic 3 k kateythintheite pros cafe-lounge sto brisk lane..k epilexte to bar me ta pio polla gomenakia..anevazei tin psixologia

2. otan enas antras feygei..enas allos erzetai..giati opos leei k o Johnny..keep walking..

3. i zilia pianei panta

4. ta lego (eidika ayta pou foroun kilt) sunexizoun n einai ta agapimena mas paixnidia

alla epeidi ego eimai k ligo argostrofo kai prpei na tin patho polles fore gia na matho..paratheto lista me apagoreymenes le3eis mexri neoteras anakoinosis:

skotsezos
skotia
skotseziko ..kai genika oti arxizei me skots...
geologos, geologia, petromata, petres, rocks, kai oti parapempei se sxetiko sfinotoublaki me kilt!

apla gia logous safis sinenoisis ta kodika onomata "sfinotoublaki me kilt" i "Mac -sfinotoublas" mporoun na xrisimopouountai os exaireseis!

Eyxaristo ek ton proteron

Litsaki

Friday 10 July 2009

out of office autoreply

1.5 ora prin egatalipso to grafeio gia s/k..an kai polu tha thela na evaza to parakato out of office autoreply..

To Litsaki tin kanei gia 1 xrono travelling me tis magic 3..giati tha pethane apo ti varemara an proetoimaze allo ena report.

Se ayto to diastima skopeuei na kanei esoterikes anazitiseis typou ti sto kalo vrike ston skotsezo k kollise mazi tou, giati oi antres otan tous ftyneis kollane alla an tous deikseis oti tous thes se grafoun (..min po pou..), pos tha itan o prigipas tis k pou mporei na krybetai kai alles paromoies bathystoxastes skepseis.

En to metaksy tha xazeuei ta rain forests sti kentiki Ameriki, tha kanei safari ston Amazonio, tha xorepei tango stin Argentini, tha dei ta kagouro stin Aytralia, tha kolimpisei sta nisia Fiji, tha anevei stous ourano3ustes sto Tokyo , tha perpatisei to siniko toixos kai tha parakolouthisei to pagkosmio protathlima podosfairou stin Notia Afriki.

Anagnorizei oti tha sas leipsei polu, alla na thimaste oti tha sas stelnei tin agapi tis k fotografies apo ta meri pou episkeptetai mazi me ta alla 2 koritsoudia kai tis kataktiseis toys.

Tha epistrepsei sto grafeio..se ayto i kapoio allo otan parei apofasi oti :

a. prigkipas den uparxei
b. tis teliosoun ta lefta
c. apofasisei na afosiothei se kapoion family guy k na kanei oikogeneia (????)
d. na gyrisei sta patria edafi

In case of urgent requests (????) steile te taxydromiko peristeri i se opoion allo kakomoiri exei apomeinei stin omada k paristanei ti maimou!

Kind regards,

Litsaraaa

O theos uparxei kai doulevei sto pret .. kai mou milise

Opws xerete i mporei kai na min xerete eimai erwtevmeni me enan theo pou doulevei sto pret. Ine vevaia ligo kodos (alal ws gnwston to exoume xeperasei to kollima), ine melaxrinos, psiloaxiristos kai me ta pio teleia matia tou kosmou...gri! ,megala me megales vlefarides. Afou ton eida to prwi eipa na xanapao to mesimeri mipws kai ton petyxw... stoxos mou itan 1) na mathw to onoma tou 2) na tou milisw.
Stoxos epitefxthei anetotata giati mou milise aftos!!!!!! ine mutual! ine kai aftos erwtevmenos mazi mou.
Mpainw, ton koitaw me koitaei kai plisiazw pros to tamio na dialexw kati na faw (afou eixa faei idi loukanika kai poure) kai dialegw ena browni kai ena lovebar (iponooumeno)
kai mou kanei
- hi how are you?
- i am good (I love you)
- would you liek a bag madame
- (don't call me madame) no i have one
- but why not, look it is like an art piece
-yes it is but i have one ( you are an art piece darling)
- would you like a drink?
-you don't have alcohol
- i have alcohol , i have anything you want
- good, do i have to say the code phrase? ( i know that you have WHAT I WANT)
- no , i am afraid we don t have alcohol
-(vlaka kai to pigaines kala)
- i see
- but if i had what would you like?
- gin and tonic
- ewwwww, that s disgusting
- ok then i am going (to exases file)
- would you like some napkins
- okay i will have some, i think i can't say no to you (oute sta napkins oute se sena genikotera)

kai efyga... tin alli vdomada exw apostoli n 2
na flertarw mexri thanatou kai na parw to tilefwno tou theou raphael...
gamwto kai mou ti spaei to pret alla ti na kanw gia tin agapi tah stamatisw na to boykotarw

camping stin kouzina - ki allo ena koritsi tou sk

Edw koritsi 1 pou xtes to vradi ekane proponisi camping (giati den exw paei kai pote kai eip ana dw pws ine). De xerw an sas to exw pei alla o mpampas roxalizei. poli. kai xtes agorasa otoaspides kai to kouti itan adeio, gamw to boots mou mesa. Kai anagastika den mporousa na koimithw kai mazevw to strwmataki mou (mattress topper) to paplwmataki mou (paplwma ton ioulio mina nai) , to maxilaraki mou, to arkoudaki mou kai to kinito mou kai tin peftw stin kouzina. Itan exairetika. pistevw oi kouzines eprepe na nai ipnodwmatia. Thes neraki, tsak mpam pineis, thes ena sokolataki mes ti nixta, tsak mpam to trws, thes ena froutaki, to trws, egw ipia kai 2 sfinakia metaxa (giati den adexw allo xwris alcohol) kai tin epesa kyria. Vevaia me xipnisan oi sigatoieks stis 6misi giati thelane na siderwosune alla den ptwithika.

Nomizw oi genies 80+ kanan sxedia gia to sk... Giati kai o germanos sxoinovatis mou esteile sms xtes to vradi (afou eixe exafanistei mia vdomada, alla me to dikio tou giati enw eixa paei na ton dw ton paratisa gia na vgw me ton papou tis proalles pou telika oute papou apokomisa oute sxinovati) an efyge o mpampas. Kai tou apadaw fevgei to savvato kai oti exw kanei poli sightseeing kai mou esteile simera prwi prwi na pame leei sto hoxton pony (afto se striptitzadiko mou kanei) kai tou eipa oti egw exw grande plans gia to sk kai oti tha sinathithoume somehow somewhere (afti ti fora ama thelei na erthei aftos na mas vrei, egw den xanapao se parapligies meri me parapligikous filous germanou. ai sixtir kai ine kai 24rwn). Katalaves to poulaki mou. Achtung? Ti tha kanw leei to savato to vradi? as arxisw na stelnw se gomenes minimata. Alla exe xari pou ine tyxeros pou den exw na asxolitwh me kati kalitero (to tyri ine 3 laloun kai dio xrevoun kai thelei na mathei elinika kai o xenerwtos o mot ine stin toskani kai skeftetai tin prwin gomena kai to xwrismo tou, min ta parw kai mafton - kai ta alla koritsia fevgoun kai tha me egataleipsoun telos tou mina pou gyrnaei kai tha eimai evalwti kai epirepis. skata)

Opote ta simperasmata mas ine:
1) den eimaste gomenes tou sk (egw lew na ginw vevaia ...hahaha)
2) zitw to skwtzeziko dous (an kai sas exw pei na min akoute tis simvoules tou Allou alla tespa) se mi skwtzezika gomenakia
3) zitw to sk pou erxetai...tha to zisoume

epi skwtzezou... egw sou elw tha nai ekei kai tha to paizeis cool alexis, tha sai hahahha kai hihihi alla tha fygeis me kolomviano kai aston me to kilt sto xeri!
E oxi na mas to paizei mouri o skwtzezos geologos...na tan tsolias na pw.

Oso gia ti genia tou 83 , ama zei mono to sk apo ta 25, sta 80 tha zei mono tin prwtoxronia pes tou.
Pao na kanw interviews
sas filw

kai antristrofa o xronos metraei...

Poly kalimera sas!!!

kai nai loipon! einai Paraskevi!!

kai einai mono 9 ores mexri na fygo apo to grafeio kai na arxisei to party tou weekend!!! elega na 3ekourasto ayto to s/k alla den tha ginei..exei polu 3enyxti i upothesi!!!

simera anoihei ena bar enas filos pou varethike na einai banker..k apofasise oti to bar tha tou dosei ena kainourio noima sti zoi..giati mexri tora elege oti tha ergastei sto finance , tha bgalei polla xrimata, na ta dosei stous ftoxous kai meta tha ekane backpacking stin latiniki Ameriki k stin Aystralia..ante geia diladi..

Koritsi 3 to Skotseziko ntous einai poli kali idea..tha to ekana ki ego alla kathoti o tupos einai skotsezos tha to synithisei opote mallon den pianei..

Kai idou i aporia...tha erthei o Skotsezos sto bar opening tonight i oxi??

mazeuo stoiximata

3:1 oti den tha erthei..

kai an erthei..pos tha einai mazi mou?? ola kala ..zeygaraki ki etsi?? i den se 3ero den me 3ereis..se @@mo kai ypofereis??

oeo!!!!

pou lete xthes ston mini marathonio pou upotithetai oti etrexa..eixe kati orea gomenakia..eroteytika pali!!!!

hahhaha!!!!!

pao na doulepso sklira..giati problepetai poli poto, xoros k 3enyxti ayto to s/k!!!

Thursday 9 July 2009

h gomena tou sk.?? parousa

polu kalhspera sas!! edw koritsi 3 h alliws gomena tou sk. ..k exw na rwthsw..gt kapoioi h mhpws oloi ektos apo tous princes mas (pou enas 8eos kserei pou einai..) na einai MALAKES??
to diko mu to story eiani ws ekshs..

mia wraia vradia (h megalyterh mera tou xronou htan vasika..21 tou iounh) vre8hka se ena spiti..sto spiti ths genias tou 83! k g na mhn ta polulogw afou paiksame to skaki mas (ton kerdisa twice) , giname filoi sto fb, eidame fwto apo ta paidika tou xronia k alla tetoia romatika..vre8hkame sto idio krevati..k ola kala k ola wraia..
apo tote emfainizetai mono ka8e sk... mia kyriakh san oles tis alles htan k h prohgoumenh..(peripou).ola kala ksekinhsan..apo to meshmeri mazi..na voltaroume sthn panemorfh geitonia..na milalme astamathta..polu cool atomaki h genia tou 83..k mu kanei thn anh8ikh protash.hahah...na paw spiti tou na diavasoume .. e auto htan..mu anakoinwse kapoies erwtikes proswpikes tou istories..pou isws kalytera k na mhn hksera..k epishs eprepe navgalw ton skasmo gt panw apo ola respect sthn sygatoiko.. ( ta ypoloipa den einai g na dhmosieuontai)

k shmera ..hmera pempth..k poios mu milaei sto fb?? h genia tou 83..hey , ti kaneis?? etc etc
k meta apo ligo ..''any plans for the w-e ?? ''..k ennoeitai oti eipa oti exw na paw s epolla parties me tous magic 3 k genikotera eimai polu busy darling..k mu eipe se kapoia fash oti to mono atomo pou 8a h8ele na dei eimai egw( tou anefera thn ex-flatmate tou pou den sympa8ei ka8olou..k oti mporei na vgw mazi ths aurio to vardy na paw sto madox..k tou lew an 8es mporeis na pas k esy sto madox na thn deis)!!!

k twra ta stoixhmata na peftoun g poio logo petakse thn ataka..''to mono atomo pou 8elw na dw eisia esy..' 8a sas pw egw filoi anagnwstes k anagnwstries..GT EINAI SK k exei orekseis!!!
k apantaw k egw whatever..k mu leei ti whatever?? ti ennoeis??
h8ela na tou pw ta @@@ mou 8a apreis alla eipa na mhn xasw thn 8ulhkothta mu...

at the same time, o filtatos sygatoikos mu mu edwse symvoules.. mu eipe na tou kanw skwtseziko ntous..(sorry litsaki an se parapempei se kilt..)..mu eipe loipon na tou dwsw thn entypwh oti mporei k na synath8oume k na ton afhsw na perimenei me to ..sto xeri...

so k egw prin paw na koimh8w tou lew..''paw g ypno, an akyrw8ei kapoio apo ta parties pou 8a paw 8a su pw g na synanth8oume an einai g studying..;-)hahahhaha..afhsa k to uponooumeno mu.. k mu leei ..yeah...that sounds great.. 8A TON TAPEINWSW!!!!!

den genh8hka gia na eimai h gomena tou sk!!!

Gomenaki sto grafeio i exw paraisthiseis pao tin poli douleia?

Olws paradoxws simera eixa poli douelia kai olws paradoxws exei skasei ena gomenaki sto opoio mallon th akanoume offer ena neo position. Na dw vevaia pou tha kathetai giati pros to paron den exoume xwro na stripsoume (egw ime diatethimeni na ton parw agalia). Episis as ipenthimisw oti sto grafeio mou ine oloi gay i padremenoi 60 etwn. Mono enas ine 26 (alla katastalagmenos me mia typisa pou exoun agorasei kai mazi spiti...ti lathi kanei o kosmos sta 26...vevai aftos den ine kan wraios)
Vevaia mporei afto na ine kai false alarm dioti:
1) to gomenaki mporei na xei apla meeting me to stroumfaki gia asxeto thema kai na min ine candidate
2) to gomenaki mporei na tromaxei apo to stroumfaki kai na pei oxi
3) to gomenaki na pei oxi giati i douleia pou tou prosferoun den exei kalo salary se sxesi me afti pou ekane aitisi
4) telos kai to pio pithano mallon exw paraisthiseis kai den eida kala

tin kanw na ti stisw sto diadromo kai meta na pao na anakrinw to stroumfaki sxetika me to ti rolo varage to gomenaki.

ta alla dio koritsia tha pane new york na xenixtisoun kai zilevw. alla an exw kainourgia douleia (leme twra) tha pao kai egw!!! giati xenyxti xwris emena ginetai? (de ginetai)


Get Lost

Gnwstos geologos...(tromara tou) oute ena case study den mas ekane o gnwstos geologos kai exafanistike.
Ime sigouri pws:
1) i poli mpyra tou exei katastrepsei ta egefalika kitara kai oxi mono
2) ekei sti skwtia de xeroun apo texnologia darling, milane mono to body language (koinws sikwnoun to kilt)
3) tou pethane to peristeri kai mexri na vrei na agorasei allo trexagyreve
4) exei agorasei blackberry alla pasxei (san emena) apo blackberry phobia kai den to anoigei...hahhahaa
5) katalave poso vlakas ine kai aftoktonise

exallou paizei na to petyxeis sto partaki to avriano (to opoio tha xasw...snif snif snif)

egw padws ama ton dw tha fysixw katw ap ti fousta tou
hahahhahahaha

Wanted...

Pou einai o Skotsezos oeo?

Gnostos geologos Skotsezikis katagogis (kata bathos polu Agglaras) me kilt, 185, kastanos, prosopo oeides, matia xromatos mailto:sk@ti.. ennoousa..xathike profanos anazitontas :

a. to noima tis zois
b. kammia gomena
c. petroules gia ti sullogi tou
d. kapou na araxei to kormi tou kai na piei mia mpyritsa to paidi na 3edipsasei

An ton deite, miliste tou gia tin e3elixi tis texnologias, tin shmantikotita tis epikoinonias, to diadiktyo, ta internet cafe, ta taxydromika peristeria i akoma pio eukolo daneiste toy to kinito sas k kleiste tou me noima to mati upenthimizontas tou..(blaka..den einai tick) oti prepei na kanei kati..na steilei ena minima, na grapsei ena gramma klp klp

Pros theou min tou milisete gia podosfairo, ton murray, min tou doste mpura k min ton taisete prin kanei ayto pou prepei!

Allios metallasete se Agglouri -apo ayta pou blepeis sta Malia, Faliraki k se olous tous dimofileis proorismous tis Elladas (?? - mporei k oxi giati kaneis den mila tin elliniki)
Se periptosi pou den tirisete tous parapano kanones k bretheite se ayti ti diskoli katastasi, apla anoixte to xeraki oste ta daxtyla na einai elafros anoixta (se thesi moutzas) kai apomakryntheite me elafra pidimatakia (giati einai akros kollitikon).

Me synadelfikous xairetismous,

Eteria prostasias Bretanikon k kyrios Skotsezikon ilithion antron

Litsaki AE

Italiko Manari!!!

hello again!!!

ti me kamnete? poli kalimera sas!!!

ax xthes eixa polu gelio..

piga se ayto to katapliktiko italiko estiatorio sto Knightbridge! exairetiko fagito..

k ekei pou perimena tin parea mou na erthei (giati os gnoston Ellines k stin ora tous den paei paketo) ..apolambana mia roz champaign sto bar..gloikokoitazontas ton psilo melaxroino italo servitoro..me ton opoio ennoeitai oti piasame koubenta ..k i3ere k liga ellinikos giati douleye ena xrono to poulaki mou stin Kriti!!!!

koukli to manari moy!!!

afou tin eixa akousei ligoulaki meta to deytero potiraki apo ti roz champagnia mou..k meta pao 30 lepta stisimatos ..i parea eftase..k apolaysame ena katapliktiko geyma!!!

afou loipon to epaixa poli posh..pira to tube gia na gyriso sto East (cool) London!!!!

Koritsia nomizo oti prepei mia fora stis 2 bdomades na kanoume mia episkepsi stin italiki geitonia..na pernoume dunameis gia na antimetopisoume tous 3anthopsires Agglous pou einai entelos koukouroukou!!!!

Oso gia tin filtati Kleo k to agnosto gomenaki exo na dilosei oti kala ekanes!! giati at the end of the day..we don't have anything to lose!!!

Filouthkia agapes!

to tsroumfaki

Koritsi 1: afto to post tha to afierwsw sto stroumfaki.
Stroumfaki ine i kwdiki onomasia tis manager mou i opoia ektos apo to oti pasxei apo to sindromo tou napoleonta exei mia genikoteri apatheia...eite ine xaroumeni eite exei pethanei olo tis to soi exei tin idia spastiki anekfrasti fatsa.
To stroumfaki eleipe oli tin evdomada kai twra irthe prwi prwi kai foraei to xeirotero outfit pou mporei na dianoithei anthrwpos. Kokino papoutsi camper, kontomaniko mple kai apo panw makry forema aspro me prasina louloudia pou to pataei kai ena kolie athlio me mia petra mple (kotrona).
Se ligo exoume meeting kai tha thelw na kopsw tis fleves mou pali alla telospadwn.
Kapoia mera tha tis kopsw sta alithia kai tha isixasw. Toulaxiston simera irtha nwrsi sti douleia giati teleftaia exw efarmosei to elliniko sistima kai skaw sti douleia kata tis 10 (an ine tyxeri i douleia).
Simera irtha apo tis 9 na ipodextw to stroumfaki.
Toulaxiston vrikame simpaixtei ston qui rit opote mporoume na asxoleithoume me ta dika mas provlimata twra...

kai o qui rit apektise simpexti...mia kai to eipe to litsaki

Wednesday 8 July 2009

o mpampas, to taylandeziko kai enas agnwstos theos

koritsia pou xenyxtate apofasisa na xrisimopoiw to diko mou font, opote dialexte i kathemia to diko tis gia diki sas diefkolinsi
ego tha dialega to Lucinda Grande kathoti ime Grande atomo alla den mou arexe kai exw to Verdana.
Anyway kai eno o mpampas roxalizei dipla (pws tha koimithw pali?) simera eixa mia katakliktiki vradia. Taylandeziko estiatorio me elina mpampa. Katapliktiki empeiria. Mpainoume mesa. Erwtisi n1. Giati kathontai oloi toso konta??? (gia na kanoune gnwrimies) De xerw. Aftoi ti ine ? Kinezoi i taylandezoi esu pou xereis?(afto itan iponooumeno?). Paragelnw, erxetai to spring roll. Pswmi tha mas feroune? oxi mpampa. Kala to fadastika kai exw ferei to diko mou kai vgazei o mpampas to bagel...kyrios. Meta afta ti einai? fides? (gia ta noodles) nai mpampa kinezikos fides? kala kai o fides exei 5 lires? kinezos eprepe na imoun - tha imoun plousios. Erxetai kai i papia. Ti papia ine afti? kineziki? nai ti poikilia??? ma pou na xerw i kakomoira tis papies tis kinas? kaname kai mathima zoologias. Opws katalavainetai tsapa piga na entypwsiasw to mpampa.
Edypwsiastike vevai ap to city kai mou pe na kanw kai deftero master sto finance kai na vrw douleia se trapeza. edw de xerw poso kanei 5 epi 5. tespa

Vevaia mporei na min edypwsiasa mpampa alla edypwsiasa (elpizw) ton anwnimo theo apo apenadi. Kai epeidi tin eida star tou sex and the city (i sxedon...) ton koitaza. ton xanakoitaza. ton KOITAZA. me koitaze e kai afou me koitaxe, eipa na kanw kaati trelo kai na tou dwsw to e-mail mou se ravasaki fevgontas...Kai meta siniditopoiisa 1)poso thelw na xenuxtisw 2)poso treli ime. Giati na min ime enas fusiologikos anthrwpos. padws to fxaristithika to saspens tis ipothesis kai elpizw o agnwstos theos na mi mou steilei (mallon itan gay giati itan me to filo tou) giati exw idi ginei rezili.

Eseis oi alles 2 giati exete kolima me to podosfairo? i mia tin exei dei diaititis, i alli cheerleader? egw? ti rolo varaw? episis pes ston qui rit emeis darling exoume zitisi, siga min kanoume tis cheerleaders se 5 api 5...an kai na sou pw tin alithia psinomai (exw kai etoimo outfit) hahha THE GOLD TEAM (adi gia to dream team)


o ergazomenos kleopas...k o podosfairolfilos ..qui rit

hello k apo to 3o koritsi pou ksenyxtaei..
shmera..efyga stis 8..eksairetika..parapono den exw..2 wres nwritera apo ex8es k 2:30 apo prox8es..kala den les oti kylise h mera..alla einai na exeis kalous synadelous na su kanoun thn zwh pi oeuxaristh.. k na su proteinoun na pas g mpala..gt einai tetarth shmera k exei agwna sto regent's park...k g na mhn ksexniomaste o qui rit san flwros kollhmenos me thn mpala thn ekane thn protash tou..''eimaste 9 mou leei, 8es na er8eis??''
-nai vevaiws 8a er8w me thn parea mu (magic 3) k 8a se cheerleadaroume..muahhahah...ma ienai dynaton???? afou nomizoun oloi oti paizw mpala..TRAGIKO!!

anypomonw g sk na to zhsoume...always with rum& coke..

Dilima 5 o'clock

Ax re litsaki, me aeroplana kai vaporia...
Etoimazomai na fygw apo ti douleia, na pao na mazepsw to mpampa an den exei xathei apo to vretaniko mouseio kai na erthw apo ta meri sas na pioume kamia mpuritsa.
Twra skeftomai sovara ti zwi mou, to PhD or not to PhD kai an nai ti thema? PhD se xenixti ginetai?
Episis akouste ataka pou egrapse kapoios:I have been using microsoft packages since primary school. Tin alfavita se excel.
Όταν βλέπω αεροπλάνο
μου ‘ρχεται να σου την κάνω
και να εξαφανιστώ

να φορτώσω τους καημούς μου
και τους αναστεναγμούς μου
και να απογειωθώ

Κι αν μου πουν στο τελωνεί
οτι δηλώνω θα τους πω
ότι είμαι ερωτευμένη
κι ότι φεύγω να σωθώ

Όταν βλέπω αεροπλάνο
να περνάει από πάνω
λέω να ξενιτευτώ
να φορτώσω τη βαλίτσα
και να μη με λένε Λίτσα
αν δε φύγω να σωθώ

Koritsi 1 pros koritsi 2 over

Koritsi 1: ta xenyxtia mprosta sto facebook den metrane ws xenuxtia. De xerw an to eides alla telika to party parko (nai edw kanoume kai party se parka) metafertheike se gnwsti pub tou Camden opou sixnaze kai i gnwsti Amy (twra mallon ine se kanena rehab). Afto ine tis kiriakis. To savvato akousa paizei treli exodos - afti ti fora de thelw peiramatismous sto west, tha pame ekei pou xeroume kai empistevomaste. East.

Tin paraskevi egw tha vlepw musical me to mpampa enw eseis tha eisaste sarwtikes xionostivades se new opening. vevaia mporw na valw to mpampa gia ipno kai na erthw (ws sinithws) alla fevgei to savvato opote edaxei.

Ekeino to party itan katapliktiki epityxia...afou ekana treis wres na ftasw (giati piga se lathos stathmo ws gnwston) kai afou arxika apokomisa carpenter 1.50 (alliws tha eftiaxne tavania kai oxi xalia an itan psilos) katelixa na flirtarw me trelo ollandoindonisio o opoios afou vgikame me apokalese janice apo to friends sto facebook o geloios. Kai distixws pire kokini me ti mia. O xenerwtos- pou eixe skasei me to pio apaisio papoutsi ever.

Epi kilt twra, mipws paizetai kryfto akatamakatasoukoutoumpe ampe fabe vge kai den to exeis parei eidisi? Ego to dilwsa oti aftos den eprepe na paizei podosfairo alla na potizei to gazon (kai an). Episis mia kai doulevei dipla sou proteinw na pigaineis me germano gia lunch mipws kai sas petyxei mazi na skasei, pou exase apo germano...hahahha (kai episis tha exeis kai free lunch - afti ti stratigiki tin kanoume mono an o germanos ine large). Telos mporeis na sinexiseis to kryftouli...

Ego pao na kanw shortlist ton typo pou mou egrapse oti exei kala communication skills epeidi mialei ston odigo tou se 2 glwsses.
To koritsi 3 den exei access sto post apo ti douleia, exoun katoxi

ego 3enixtisa mprosta sto facebook..

hello!!!

kale plaka exei ayto..

ennoeitai oti eimai stin doulia..giati opos kathe sovaro atomo pou sevetai ton eayto tou exei mia proini doulia gia tin opoia paraponietai..etsi ki ego douleyo se mia vareti etairia pou i moni xaramada fotos (kathos exo mono grizo blepeis logo vroxis) einai o agapitos synadelfos mou Prokopis pou omos tha egatalipsei to ploio lian sutomos!!!

pou lete...ego xthes meta pao ena katapliktiko dinner se argentiniko steak house ..epestrepsa sto spiti kai xazeua facebook ta guest lists ton events pou mas perimenoun ayto to s/k!!!

ego eimai ayti me to drama..sxetiko drama bebea!!!

ola 3ekinisan mia nyxta pao ena party..ego kai i filtati filenada skasame sto partaki etoimes gia ola..kai ekei afou gnorisame polla gomenakia kai sylle3ame ta magika tilefona..ego kateli3a na bgaino me enan Skotsezo (i.e me kilt)..o opoios bebea einai e3afanismenos tis teleytaies 2 bdomades giati kati eixe pathei to kinito tou (etsi mas eipe) k meta afou anaklipse oti mporouse na mou steilei minima sto facebook (eides ti kanei i texnologia) k ontos etsi epraxe..ego tou apantisa ..os eygeniki kopela pou eimai..k synexizei na me agnoei!!

opote opos leo ki ego (kathos eimai k podosfairofili) exei faei kitrini k einai stimenos stin aspri boula k etoimazomai gia to sout!

ela mou nte omos pou einai k glukoulis..ax!!!

k idou i aporia ..troei deyteri kitrini (opote aytomatos kokkini) k bgainei apo to paixnidi i ton afino ligo akoma mesa mexri na entopiso anapliromatiko?? giati pros to paron monos enas germanos paizei ki aytos einai triti ethniki!!!

(to be continued)

Ena viastiko post apo ena koritsi pou den xenuxtise (etsi gia allagi)

Koritsi 1: To prwto mas posting! yay!
An kai den eimaste sigoures gia to onoma tou blog, paizei na to allaxoume syntoma. Episis tha prospathisoume na grafoume ellinika kai oxi greeglish. An kai xlwmo to kovw giati greeglish is easy.

Oi alles 2 doulevoune, egw variemai sti douleia, exw na kanw shortlisting kati aitiseis kai variemai apistefta. Oli mera xazeva to pio teleio blog pou iparxei: http://www.whatkatiewore.com/ Ma fysika a girl can wear different outfit everyday for a year (and more). Katapliktikes idees gia outfits - idi exw skeftei tin ayriani mou emfanisi. Episis skeftomai pws tha itan i zwi mou an den evrexe (btw way menoume sto londino to opoio ine teleio men vroxero de - simera eida ena mixanima stin eisodo kapoiwn grafeiwn pou kleinei se sakoula tis vregmenes ompreles...hahha) kai den forousa galotses sti douleia mesa Iouliou. Kai poso tha thela na mai se mia paralia, na xenyxtaw me cocktails, mavrismeni me ta megala mou gialia kai kapelo kai ola ta sxetika.

Afti ti vdomada ine o mpampas mou sto Londino opote ine komena kai ta gomenakia (oxi oti asxoloumai kai me tipote to exairetiko...) kai ta xenuxtia kai ta pota kai genikotera ta pada. Alla to savatokyriako plisiazei kai tha to zisoume.

Episis xexasa na aftosistithw. Ime mia thea kai mia mera tha ginw sigrafeas i star tis eurovision (fetos ekanan katapliktiki emfanisi pou sizitithike) i apla diasimi, pros to paron kanw mia vareti douleia...alla oles oi douleies ine varetes opote no worries.

Tin kanw twra gia ti vareti mou douleia kai tha epanelthw. Episis molis mou irthe e-mail apo to 2o koritsi oti zei ena drama opote tin kanw gia na tis pw na erthei na moirastei to drama tis mazi sas kai mazi mou (egw to xerw idi)...to drama, i meros tou dramatos exei na kanei me ti skwti a(gamw to kilt mou).